JOKES for today: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid
approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea,
Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar
or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst
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hahaha. bila baca post kt atas ni tergelak sorang2. actually i dapat story di atas ni from my sis. dia sangat suka forward email & now my mailbox masih ada 595 extended mail from her yg i tak baca2 lagi & most of her forward emails sgt seronok utk dibaca. topik2 die random, ade yg pasal agama, jokes, mistik, pasal benda2 pelik, tempat yg cantik & banyaaaaakkkkk lagi. so, skrg ni i tgh membelek2, tgk email2 yg menarik utk i share kt sini. so xlah boring asyik sembang pasal fashion je memanjang. heh. so ok. nti kalau rajin, saya create new post lagi okay! =)

p/s : terkena penangan hebat HANIS ZALIKHA, bila baca blog die rasa teruja jugak nk menulis blog. sebelum ni dah selalu dgr pasal dia & tgk blog dia tp xde masa nk membelek2 & tiba2 smalam tgerak nk tgk blog dia then bila baca je entry2 dia, Ya Allah, bestnye, even its just a personal blog tapi sgt enjoy utk dibaca. serius! for those yg x pernah baca blog dia, u guys should take a look. sumpah best! ni url blog HANIS ZALIKHA :

http://inibelogsaya.blogspot.com